Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
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Also known as John Triplett
Also known as John Triplett
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John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021
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