the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

Isaac James Roberts

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.

Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical

by Simbason August 5, 2025

James o donnell

Man of large stature , AKA big cunt or big sexy big muscles and a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, does more holes on a Saturday night than that on a Sunday morning on the course , call daddy splash for details xo

You : mom who was that who jumped out the window last night

Yo Momma: it was a horse of a man james o donnell 🍆

by Kiddiefiddler99 May 21, 2022

James Brown

The godfather of soul and the sexiest man alive.

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!

by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024

James True Conner

Someone who is a poor wannabe cool kid that hurts people’s feeling and have empathy; blaming them for stuff that they are to blame; someone who is a hypocrite that pisses people off; a psychopath the most people can’t detect.

That James True Conner blamed for or project that we got an F- on.

by Actual Sane Person April 15, 2022

James

A normal guy, with a normal life but has one problem. His enormous shlong. This Nigga has a snake in his pants.

When a James nuts it takes around 2. 5 years before his giant load sprays on his bitch

Is it a lamp post? Is it a tower? No, it's James his giant penis.

by Jonathan2003 November 22, 2021