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Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
He's such a jack van norton
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
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Jack Adam Thornton

A very sweet and lovable guy who deserves the world and to be loved by everyone and anyone who puts time forth into keeping his happiness. His smile like the sun and his eyes like the stars. Very trustworthy and can be a real memester!! Once you have him,don’t ever let him go because you’ll be a dumbass if you do. Show him the love he deserves and don’t let him forget how much you love him
“Weooowww whata daddy”😻 his name must be Jack Adam Thornton
by Jackityjizz21 June 20, 2018
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Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.
This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack
by Wancle June 22, 2018
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Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug
by Cochoco August 2, 2018
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Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.
I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now
by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018
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Jack a Doodle Doo

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.
Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.
by llcalejr May 13, 2019
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broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 8, 2017
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