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Shop Guys

A group of people who are obnoxious, stinky and generally dumb.
by mikeybaby69420 May 18, 2022
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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.
Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly
*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”
by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022
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A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok
by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022
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Pick Me Guy

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022
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F.B.I GUY

An epic story that redefines the action genre, with compelling characters, good story, and good set pieces.
“Hey, a new season of F.B.I GUY just dropped; want to ‘F.B.I and chill’?”
by Bionicthrower49 May 26, 2022
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