shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

by Cal_bill November 27, 2021

Your my friend now

When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos

Picks up mouse

“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”

by Pancake c. April 3, 2021

Don't name your friends.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!

example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

by platonictubbo August 14, 2021

National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

friend who happens to be a girl

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.

Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016

I just want to be friends

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.

This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".

by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008