shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

by Cal_bill November 27, 2021

Don't name your friends.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

Your my friend now

When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos

Picks up mouse

“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”

by Pancake c. April 3, 2021

my friend Cesar Torres

A popular joke within The Mandela Catalogue fandom

its just my friend Cesar Torres

"I feel like Cesar would be my freind, My friend Cesar Torres"- somebody on twitter I forgot who

by BerryJamz October 4, 2022

eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!

example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

by platonictubbo August 14, 2021

Childhood Best friend day

On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!

“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”

“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”

by ahotmf April 3, 2023

I just want to be friends

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.

This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".

by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008