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Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.
by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010
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dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
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dick wall

Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.
These pants give me the worst dick wall!
by halee May 10, 2006
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inverted dick

not a dick at all, but a pussy
Mickey has an inverted dick! Told u he had a pussy.
by Nicis June 17, 2007
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dick giggle

when sum1 tickls ur dick
jeremy gave me a dick giggle, it was gay
by jeremyjeiromejett February 2, 2008
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Dicks for Legs

A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.
"Man, your hella stupid. You have dicks for legs."
by Justin "Bombay" October 20, 2007
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Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.
"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"
by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008
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