Foil That Ass

When someone's ass is so good you have to wrap it up and save it for later with aluminum foil.

"Damn laquisha is fineeeeee"
"Yeah dude. Ass so fat I gotta foil that ass!"

by foilluvr69 March 7, 2015

Fuck ass

Someone constantly acts like they have a large erect penis filling their anal cavity.

Noah: "Hey Hayden! You're a fuck ass!"
Mike: "hell yeah!"
*Noah and Mike share a glorious high five after calling their classmate a "fuck ass"*

by Schmityyy April 12, 2015

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.

That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

Skat ass

A combination for 'skinny fat ass'. It's someone who eats whatever they want whenever they want but they are somehow still skinny

My boyfriend is such a skat ass, he eats like 6 meals a day but he is still so skinny!

by CarmanCop17 May 27, 2015

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015