When giving anal, the
top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to
slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The
top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something
crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”