poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Poop

poop is a long, brown/green line that comes outta your butthole

Hey! Poop is finally coming out of my butthole!!

by Ftytggtfsssfhj June 27, 2020

Poop Juice

Juice in which is mixed with a fart at the butthole area.

My daughter was very concerned as she farted "poop juice" into her hand. And proceed to wipe on her jacket.

by Kklein October 27, 2021

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Poop

A delicious meal that goes well with ham

I want to eat that poop

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.

I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.

by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 2, 2020

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023