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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022
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J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D

To be an mc.
J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into
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N-O

A strange internet abbreviation for, "Of course!"
"Let's get this awesome thing! It's not terribly expensive!"

“N-O. "

" Oh, good! I knew you'd agree!"
by PennFemme May 28, 2019
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Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.
Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.
by Famous XIII April 21, 2017
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Y/N

Normally in Wattpad story's, but Y/N is supposed to be Your name and it is used in cringe storys. It can also be used to make fun of people that are acting the the Y/N character in these story's
Omg jessica thinks shes Y/N or something
by Chug104 March 13, 2023
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