Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

by Codsworthy August 23, 2019

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Black eye

Sad,lonely,dead inside

When your lonely you have a black eye

by Ya boiiiiiix September 10, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

eye-of-god

A person who has a fine eye, a man or woman who can notice/spot very small and fine details, never missing something from his/her line of sight, uncommon details and almost impossible to notice by an average person.

S1:I don't understand, he has such a fine eye, he spots every small detail, even I can't see them at first sight.
S2:Since he notices every detail and has a fine eye I guess your boyfriend has the eye-of-god.

by _wtjpn September 30, 2019

Dogs eye at night

A Ghost refers to busting a nut within a girls mouth while she has milk in there. The goal is to make sure theres a little bit of blood in the semen so it looks as if someone took a picture of a dog during night

Dude lindsay stepped on my nuts so I made her chow down some milk and gave her a Dogs eye at night

by Daeen September 30, 2019

Eye Sausage

An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.

Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going

Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around

by Sir. SpudLock October 2, 2019