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1. v. To behave erratically, worry, or freak out (referring to a person).

2. v. To break, or otherwise fuck up (referring to an object).
1. When she realized she was late, Melinda cheesed.

2. CHEMCAD is cheesing its balls off; a valve won't converge.
Cheese by The Party Gentleman November 10, 2010

Cheese Baby 

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter
After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.
Cheese Baby by Cheese baby January 3, 2018

Cheese Toasty 

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.
Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cheese Toasty by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

terminal cheesecock 

extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.
John fucked sheep because women vomited at the smell of his terminal cheesecock
terminal cheesecock by cunole August 23, 2003

hippo-cheese 

Spoken through the ages by hoopy froods with fascinations for monkies, cheese, hippos and smelly hippies. Hippo cheese has a variety of different meanings depending on the word put in front of it. It is used to enphasize a point in a hoopy way, that makes all around very confused or relaxed and groovy.
Dave Heeley is such a stupid hippo cheese. (He's a wanker)
Johnny Depp is such a froody hippo cheese. (Cooooool)
What a schnozzle of a hippo cheese. (That's confusing)
hippo-cheese by David Noble June 10, 2004

Bunk Cheese

(adj.)

A word that describes an unattractive female.

A girl that is less than a 3 on a 1-10 scale.
Example, Bunk Cheese Yo, man that chick is bunk cheese.
Bunk Cheese by DR.FLGD December 8, 2009