When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.
Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spoken through the ages by hoopy froods with fascinations for monkies, cheese, hippos and smelly hippies. Hippo cheese has a variety of different meanings depending on the word put in front of it. It is used to enphasize a point in a hoopy way, that makes all around very confused or relaxed and groovy.
Dave Heeley is such a stupid hippo cheese. (He's a wanker)
Johnny Depp is such a froody hippo cheese. (Cooooool)
What a schnozzle of a hippo cheese. (That's confusing)