Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

browns summit, nc

an itty bitty southern town in guilford county, nc. full of farms, crops, tractors, and southern "folk". pretty quiet and nice, but NOTHING to do. - LITERALLY! they don't even have a single stoplight.

Browns Summit, NC is a small southern town that has a lot of farms and crops, but it really has nothing to do, you'd have to go to greensboro for that.

by eemm June 20, 2008

The Brown Birthday Suit

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.

My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.

by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019

Dirty Brown Stuff

Cannabis Resin. Looks like shit, Tastes like shit, but gets you Browned/stoned.

Jim: I've got an ounce of the dirty brown stuff.
Bob: Man!!! I've told you to buy weed.
Jim: But this stuff is a cheap shitty alternative.

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

SKI BROWN SWAG

cool lay back way of chillin or gettin girls

just a great way of carring your self

the way you talk walk or party

if you got a ski brown swag then you doin sumthing right!!

askia brown has the greatest swag ever!

He got my number by using a ski brown swag.

by alexis duckett March 2, 2008

brown cow

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm

by jordon_guv June 10, 2005

Generic Brown Person

Some one from the Middle East or India.

I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

by Orwhaleca March 3, 2010