When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).
Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.
by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009
Get the I need time to thinkmug. by THE_PARKINATOR November 17, 2016
Get the Amazon Prime and Sexy Timemug. Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.
Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
by slamm3r August 7, 2012
Get the full-part-time jobmug. After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.
Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”
West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”
West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”
by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009
Get the Best videos of all timemug. The current most popular way to brush someone off; in other words to mean "no fucking way".
Originates from the "I have to wash my hair..." excuse, and similar to the "maybe later" brush-off.
Originates from the "I have to wash my hair..." excuse, and similar to the "maybe later" brush-off.
Dave: Hey Susan, so do wanna get a drink next Saturday?
Susan: Umm... maybe some other time...
Dave: Oh, okay...
Susan: Umm... maybe some other time...
Dave: Oh, okay...
by Qwerty drucy October 25, 2009
Get the Maybe some other timemug. by elllllllllllllleee March 13, 2016
Get the amazon prime and sexy timemug. to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma October 26, 2012
Get the to pay your bills on timemug.