The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
Get the Party Escort Submission Positionmug. by Crazy Kayce January 15, 2009
Get the sexual slumber partymug. Tea Party Patriots are American citizens whose mission is to attract, educate, organize, and mobilize their fellow citizens to secure public policy consistent with their three core values of fiscal responsibility, constitutionally limited government, and free markets. The impetus for their movement is excessive government taxing, spending, and borrowing.
They are one of several organizations that are part of the broader Tea Party political movement that was initiated by 2008 Republican presidential primary candidate Ron Paul (currently a U.S. Representative from Texas). Since that time, it has broadened to include a wide range of Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and independents who agree on this mission and these core values although they may disagree on many other political issues. This is to be expected, give the narrow scope of their core values that focus primarily on economic issues.
They are one of several organizations that are part of the broader Tea Party political movement that was initiated by 2008 Republican presidential primary candidate Ron Paul (currently a U.S. Representative from Texas). Since that time, it has broadened to include a wide range of Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and independents who agree on this mission and these core values although they may disagree on many other political issues. This is to be expected, give the narrow scope of their core values that focus primarily on economic issues.
Tea Party Patriots believe that fiscal responsibility by government honors and respects the freedom of the individual to spend the money that is the fruit of their own labor.
by Thomas Cushing April 16, 2010
Get the Tea Party Patriotsmug. Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)
They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP
Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP
Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
by Chill Cat October 21, 2010
Get the My Cat Parties (MCP)mug. A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr March 3, 2011
Get the two party political systemmug. A Poo Party in which someone dies. A common occurrence usually caused by cholera infection. However other factors can cause the death. Drowning in Diarrhea from the swimming poo, suffocation from too much poo in your mouth from the party games, choking on ones own vomit. Septic shock from getting poo in an open wound is a less common but still possible cause of a Tommy Lee Poo Party, as can chillidogging if people aren't safe about it (although that takes longer but can in theory retroactively make a Poo Party a Tommy Lee Poo Party) . To avoid a Tommy Lee Poo Party it is suggested that a nurse or doctor attend the poo party to prevent death or injury even if said individual is likely to be a party pooper.
oh no Lloyd is dead!
guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...
I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!
guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...
I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!
by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023
Get the Tommy Lee Poo Partymug. A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
by Kansan17 August 18, 2013
Get the Junction City Tea Partymug.