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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him
"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"
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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
by Proxy November 15, 2016
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sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.
by Josh0786 May 30, 2018
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splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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Oh My God 66

Song by Lil B , on 6 Kiss, track 18. By doing so giving 0101010, a co-sign and calling him a rap genius.
by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022
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