Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend

“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend”

by Missedup December 10, 2024

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Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

by teebrno January 26, 2024

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Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

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bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

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Bro

Bro is used when you feel the need to smooch the person infront of you

“Bro, did yo-“
“YOU WANNA SMOOCH??”

by Hairbrushmayo March 16, 2022

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Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.

Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro

by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022

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