Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Poop Burger

A burger made out of poop.

Mmm this poop burger is delicious

by JayPlaysStuff February 18, 2021

Poop

poop is a solid that comes out of your ass when you sit on the toilet and push.

Poop can be used for building bricks or used as soil in farms

by brooooooooooooooooooooooooo May 12, 2022

Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.

"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

poop shit

caca

i took a poop shit last night lmfao

by caca f. monster April 19, 2022