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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
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knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now
by someguy2117 April 20, 2016
mugGet the knuckle shuffle brosmug.

Bro-Country

Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
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Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in
Bro you like 26…
by An actual guy November 24, 2021
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Bro Hug

Me: “Hey Dude, want to Bro Hug?”
Bro: “Yea let me grab something to pop it open”
Me: “Yea, punch it
Bro: “Shotgun”
Me: “Shotgun”
Bro Hug
by anonymousvoter November 2, 2021
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the scat bros

The Scat Bros was a video recorded in 2003 by some boys who shat on each other in the basement. It was a video with a very dark atmosphere and it was hard to see what was going It was posted on a website presumably manscat.com but was removed after a very short period of time. The boys later recorded them self saying a sequel will come out in 2007 but a sequel never came out. The boys were never identified but some people say their parents caught them and sent them to juvenile detention however this remains a myth. During the video an Snes can be seen in the background infront of a huge tv. There is also a dirty bed in which the boys shit on eachother
Mark: Yo dude ya saw The scat bros?

Jon: Nah, man i heard its fucking nasty
by Da Sharkie October 25, 2014
mugGet the the scat brosmug.

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