National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

3 2's

Specifically for liar's dice players. Communicated verbally, electronically, or written. Used to ask if anyone wants to play the game.

Example 1:
(Peeks outside a door)
Yells out "3 2's anyone?"

Example 2:
Friend 1: (in text): what are you doing?

Friend 2: (responds): 3 2's?

by 77senor77siete77 October 26, 2021

:3

pls don’t use this ever around me. i will block you and delete you off everything

someone random: Hi :3
me: *blocks*

by vadaa October 27, 2021

November 3

National " buy your child whatever they want " day. Go on and Tell your mom its up to her if she'll believe you or not tho.

"Not my problem" - Johnny (NCT)

Kleia:Hey mom, don't you know it's november 3?
Mom: I'm pretty sure I do
Kleia:BUT do you know that its buy your child whatever they want day?
Mom: That's not a real holiday.
Kleia:Oh it is mom it is,now lets go to the mall i have a list
Mom:Why did i gave birth to a stupid worthless idiotic child that always spends money.
Kleia:MOM THE CAR WON'T DRIVE ITSELF!
Mom: Can't you fucking wait!?

by a broke kpop fan October 28, 2021

<3

some people view this as a heart or an expression of love, but its clearly a ball sack also <8

i <3 you
i ballsack you

by chunkyopissgang October 30, 2021

November 3

November 3- ask ur crush out

Its november 3 ask ur crush out!

by markier October 30, 2021