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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together
by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023
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ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things
Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man
by Gruntsman July 2, 2017
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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