Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 20, 2020

Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job

"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."

by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Mime Job

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex

GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ

by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023