Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”

by ACTethx September 26, 2020

Mrs. Robinson

Mrs. Robinson

Frenemy of Phil Lester and Dan Howell and girls named Sarah.

A mature woman who is young at heart. She is unhappy with her life and seduces younger men in order to have something in her life that she can look forward to (funny definitions). Well, not all the young men, but one in particular, who has the initial that start with B, T, and M.

Mrs. Robinson: Hey, Sith Empire, you want me out of your life, but you can stop thinking about me. What gives?
Sith Empire: Bhahahaha! You wish! Crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Oh, now I get it, you are the evil Sith Empire.
Sith Empire: We are the boss and you're just a roach!
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, I never experienced anything so weird and crazy.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020

Mrs. Robinson

Mrs. Robinson

Who that girl? Oh la, la, la, la, la
Song by Eve.

Crush on this.

BEn

Mrs. Robinson: Hey Ben! What's up?
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.

You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020

Mrs. Robinson

Mrs. Robinson

Banned and rejected by Sith empire, but yet, want to make a parody about the outsider. Good at economics. Never gives out free lunches.

Where’s my check?!

Mrs. Robinson: Why won't Sith Empire leave me alone? They don't want me in their group, but they want to use me to write their sketches only to make a fool of me and make money. They suck!!

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020

Mr Ngugi

an absolute African legend, brother to the famous Babatunde.
Every minute in Africa, sixty seconds passes, together we can stop this...
Please sign this petition to help stop time...
www.helptheafricansgetdewater.co.uk

Please help Mr Ngugi today...

by EmmaMarks October 22, 2020

Mrs. Antilley

A kickass motherfucking goddess of a woman, she rules over a classroom and commands the hearts of all her students. A nurturing and loving soul to her captive audience, Mrs. Antilley's special attacks include utilizing the southern grandmother card, shouting about Texas, and threatening to drop kick her opponents.

"Is that Will flying over the school?"
"Oh yeah, that's what you get for crossing Mrs. Antilley."

by SkirtSkirt7 October 23, 2020