i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

i gleeb glob

i gleeb glob is the highest way of expressing your love for someone, aside from eating an entire jar of pickles and chugging the pickle juice.

"i gleeb glob you honey"

by queenofflatulance August 30, 2022

And I oop hehe

This is a word that mostly vsco girls use when they are expressing emotion they might use it to make them self fell better or just to show laughing

Boy-why did she leave me on read did you do something

Vsco girl-“and I oop hehe”

by Alivia_your best May 12, 2020

I Listen to Cavetown

A way of telling somebody that you are FTM transgender or transmasc. It’s like if you ask someone if they listen to girl in red (asking if they are attracted to women)

A: Hey what’s up
B: Hi

A: Uh do you listen to girl in red?
B: Oh no no- I Listen to Cavetown

A: Ohhhh ok

by Rocki_Road October 15, 2022

I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

I despise you

Someone that can't see you, Or else they want to annihilate you.

The Wok: I DESPISE you, Zhao xina.
Zhao Xina: BING CHILLING

by nonexistentturtle November 17, 2021