Dry eyes December

In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck

Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December

by UwU.rainbow.sh*t December 1, 2019

Vagina Eye

If you have an eye infection that makes your eye appear alarmingly red and puffy... but causes you little discomfort, you have Vagina Eye.

Don't worry, it's just a really bad case of Vagina Eye. You know... it feels great.... it just LOOKS horrible!

by Stuffmybosssaid December 15, 2019

Brown Eye

Another name for your asshole

I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.

by Cumagain December 24, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

eye-of-god

A person who has a fine eye, a man or woman who can notice/spot very small and fine details, never missing something from his/her line of sight, uncommon details and almost impossible to notice by an average person.

S1:I don't understand, he has such a fine eye, he spots every small detail, even I can't see them at first sight.
S2:Since he notices every detail and has a fine eye I guess your boyfriend has the eye-of-god.

by _wtjpn September 30, 2019

Dogs eye at night

A Ghost refers to busting a nut within a girls mouth while she has milk in there. The goal is to make sure theres a little bit of blood in the semen so it looks as if someone took a picture of a dog during night

Dude lindsay stepped on my nuts so I made her chow down some milk and gave her a Dogs eye at night

by Daeen September 30, 2019

Eye Sausage

An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.

Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going

Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around

by Sir. SpudLock October 2, 2019