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December 3rd

Give your loved one (can be partner, friend, bestie, family, etc) your sweater and say it looks better on them than it does you. OR force them to give you theirs and force them to say it looks better on you than it does them. (Conan Gray reference for Heather Day :3)
You: "hey bro" *cutely gives sweater*
Bro: "WHAT."
You: "it looks so much better on you than it does me :)"
Bro: "why did you do this?"
You: "it's December 3rd silly!"
Bro: "wtf"

OR

You: *forcibly takes their sweater* "Thanks bro"
Bro: give it ba--"
You: *hypnotizes them*
Bro: "it looks so much better on you than it does me...😵 💫"
You: "OMG STAWWWPPP >///<"

(Yeah uh... you might want to do this to a conan gray fan specifically lol)
by JollyXD September 16, 2025
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December

Why drink the water
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards

your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Don't scream about
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out

Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.

December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
by Txorromorro October 5, 2025
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December 27th

This is the day you eat cookies (I don't make the rules) whether it's leftovers from holidays- Hanukkah, Christmas. Homemade, or even store bought. Heck, even if you found it on the ground. (Do not eat it if 5 secs passed.)
So enjoy your cookie day.

⚠️ must eat a cookie, or you'll have 5-7 days bad luck. Eating a cookie gives you 5-7 days of good luck. That's just a Legends though..a cookie legend.
Person 1 "bro I had so many sweets from the holidays.. I don't think I could have another, I'm sweet over loaded!"*sign*

Person two "have a cookie..."*shoves a cookie in his hand*

Person one "what -.. didn't you hear what I just said -

Person two "it's December 27th, cookie day. If you don't eat a cookie it's bad luck for a week."

Person one "fine.."*noms on cookies*
by afellowWeeb_mha October 13, 2025
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Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december
no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december
by basherr November 5, 2025
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December 5

The holiday we have all been awaiting, December 5, Samira Chediak’s birthday, is coming up soon.
by @merryarmin November 13, 2025
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December 3rd

Girl: can I have your sweater
Boy:no
Girl:it’s December 3rd
Boy:fineeeee
by 427baopd December 2, 2025
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December 3rd

Girl: can I have your sweater
Boy:no
Girl:it’s December 3rd
Boy:fineeeee
by 427baopd December 2, 2025
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