Michael Ian Black

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.

Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

A case of the black ass

Tired, don't wanna do anything, your ass is dragging on the ground therefore it's dirty and black.

I have a case of the black ass today. I don't feel like doing anything.

by Long hair don't care January 13, 2018

Black Sausage Queen

Also known as a BSQ. A white girl who likes to date and have sex with black guys. A BSQ usually has a big booty and looks almost like trailer trash. BSQ's like big black cocks.

Look at that white beeocth in that black guys pimped out ride. She must be a Black Sausage Queen.

by shacknasty February 7, 2010

Black ops syndrome

When a retard who is high on black ops cant stop saying the name

Hey you guys, want to know a fun game........BLACK OPS, BLACK OPS, BLACK OPS.... OH sorry i have black ops syndrome

by printer93 January 13, 2011

Black From The Back

A term used to describe a girl (usually white) whose butt is extremely large and volumntuous.

Fergie is black from the back. (and the sides lol)

Taylor Swift is NOT black from the back.

by dontneed2kno November 26, 2010

rebel black bear

An extremely weak and timid creature that bends over and takes it in the ass from a bunch of politically correct liberal idiots. Also may just be referred to as a pussy.

The rebel black bears will really have to lube up for the trip to tuscaloosa this weekend.

by extremerebelfan October 17, 2010

black bile box

A polemic against society, sex, social nuances, feminism, and equal rights.

Fuck that guy's black bile box is evil.

by JasperAU October 10, 2006