Cooper Green

He is ranga

Bloke 1: You Know Cooper Green?
Bloke 2: Yea, he's ranga

by Mad_Dog_Kyle3 March 31, 2019

green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Green digger

someone who hangs out with another because of the quality of the weed they smoke and/or they amount they can acquire

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Ok. *Pulls out bag of premium quality cannabis and starts rolling a joint*
Girl:*Notices bag of flowers* "I can hang around for awhile though."
Guy: You're such a green digger.

by Tron420 August 27, 2020

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017

Greens

The sacred first hit of a newly packed bong or bowl, valued for being a perceived better quality and stronger hit of marijuana.

Xander: "yo, you want greens?"
Seamus: "Word"

by Professor McGreeragall December 8, 2018

green fn

when u rizz someone and then they rizz u back

guy- “i like you”

girl- “i like you too”

guy- “green fn

by hotgirlshitfr April 1, 2024

Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021