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squid bag

An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
Complete useless poser; An over inflated and vane attempt at
being clever, transparent and contrived.
The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like he was actually there and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events that took place, all the while cross referencing his own lies and the latest media watch words.
by Guhlitz December 29, 2007
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douche bag flag

Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.

Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?

Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
by McSantos May 18, 2009
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captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe
Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me
by YungO March 9, 2009
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stuffin the duffel bag

when you fist fuck a girls pussy and ass at the same time.
she is all stretched out. i was stuffin the duffel bag last night.
by fayefaye9 April 27, 2009
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Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
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Brown Bag a Bitch

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
by CaddyDan May 3, 2009
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bag-face

a non sensical word often referring to a a student.

another term referring to the grecko roman based word bag ,meaning droopy or sagging
and the japanese based word, face, meaning eyes.
i think you have a fricken bag-face, even when your mom blew you out her hole.
by lovemeforeverxxx44 April 3, 2009
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