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James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"
by jimmehjam December 2, 2023
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James

Ah James the gay boi. The boy who wants to shag Jayden from the older class.
Jayden: “why you looking at me all the time
James: thinks *oh god what do I say* “um hi Jayden
by The disease December 16, 2019
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Isaac James Roberts

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.
Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical
by Simbason August 5, 2025
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James Gaynor

A certain individual that is cool and calm until he unleashes his demons and starts going crazy.
James Gaynor Unleashed his demons
by EPIC GAMER NIGGER June 13, 2023
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James o donnell

Man of large stature , AKA big cunt or big sexy big muscles and a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, does more holes on a Saturday night than that on a Sunday morning on the course , call daddy splash for details xo
You : mom who was that who jumped out the window last night

Yo Momma: it was a horse of a man james o donnell 🍆
by Kiddiefiddler99 May 21, 2022
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Big daddy James

Me:)
"Oh hey what's up big daddy James"
"What's up bbg😏"
by Ur.mommy December 2, 2021
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James Kellow

A James Kellow (or JK) is a Hardcore MF. Basically coolest dude you can meet. Other guys are reaching to be him.
Sure I skate well, but I’m hardly a James Kellow
by Hater69intotheBBW September 17, 2020
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