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Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
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guys shower

Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.
We're having a guys shower with all the guys.
by jackxscript July 9, 2018
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Call the guy

During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.

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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.

Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.

**Takes 1 sip**

Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?

Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018
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Baaaaaad Guy

A person who has all the traits of an icon
Wow Gustave is a baaaaaad guy
by Someone247 June 9, 2019
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hot guy high

a level of excitement where her only really deep thoughts are about the guy who HHL. she is always in a great mood usually nothing can get rid of this except for the guy that made her in this mood. most of the time when a girl is like this she is happy to the point people think she is high from drugs. she doesn’t think things through and acts crazy and laughs at everything
juju is hot guy high because of Daddy A
by Badb! February 13, 2019
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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024
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