Good simp

Kayla

Kayla is a good simp.

by Ayo yo yo December 9, 2020

National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 9, 2020

No simp day

December the 12th is No simp day!
On this date, every human on earth can't simp.

Discord mod: Man, It's No simp day! I can't simp today that's sad.

by SadManOverHere December 11, 2020

Fleet simp

A complete loser

" I would rather be a Pathik then a fleet simp!"

by Undber January 2, 2021

Fleet simp

A complete and utter loser

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp

by Undber January 2, 2021

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021