Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.

Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.

by Vorlock September 28, 2018

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Job

A position/work place that Nathan Petruccelli does not participate in.
AKA: something nate will never get

You are a Job

by BladedAzrae February 26, 2025

cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016