Your mom 

This is something you say when someone roast you lol

Stupid kid: Your ugly
You: Your mom

Your mom by •chiłe_banana• April 15, 2021

Ur mom 

Ur mom is the type of mom that anyone whor will sleep with cuz she is so hot

Chad i slept with ur mom cuz shes so damn hot,i might even be ur new step mom

Ur mom by better luck neck time April 16, 2021

Your Mom 

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms

Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up

Your Mom by BrianXNoor2021 April 17, 2021

my mom 

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

my mom by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

ur mom 

this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.

them: fuck you
you: like I fucked your mom last night

ur mom by urmumisgae123 April 21, 2021

ur mom 

a totally healthy coping mechanism used to avoid conversing with others, or simply just a habit that I probably shouldn't have.

Person A: Yo, how are you?

Person B: aHaHAha, ur MOm

ur mom by crispthethicc April 24, 2021

Ur mom 

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

Ur mom by Dieplz April 26, 2021