John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.

"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"

by _Wobble August 7, 2023

John Taylor

an outages boy from sunderland (uk)

John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .

by Outrages November 29, 2016

John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!

Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021

John Cena

You can't see him.

where is John Cena, i cant see him.

by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020