stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

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cock shackled

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.

Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.

by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017

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Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

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Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

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Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015

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