When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
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You: I need to restart
You: I need to restart
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Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance…
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)
hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…
Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance…
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)
hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…
There you will find balls of green…
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)
Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)
Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!
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