by imabigman August 31, 2023
Get the Daddy Jokemug. by The duddeddddddd October 8, 2019
Get the Daddymug. by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023
Get the King Ranch Daddymug. by Bendovermami March 8, 2024
Get the Hoochie Daddymug. Breakdown:
Term: Smoochie Daddë
Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)
Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Term: Smoochie Daddë
Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)
Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Smoochie Daddy:
"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
by Smoochie Dadde June 5, 2025
Get the Smoochie Daddymug. A giver of sperm, whether it be to your mother or yourself. The word daddy is often used by small children to refer to the poor bastard that has to take care of them, and is also used by teenagers to refer to someone they want to blow to the edge of the Milky Way.
by MiloMiloMissileSilo April 6, 2024
Get the Daddymug. 