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Daddy Joke

“Sexual dad jokes are funny as
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”
by imabigman August 31, 2023
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Daddy

The name you call your friends to make them uncomfortable
Kyle: “OH DADDY
Leo: “You gay or something?

Kyle: “...”
by The duddeddddddd October 8, 2019
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King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.
King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.
by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023
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Hoochie Daddy

Ryan is a hoochie daddy, I saw him with two minors last night and they were all drunk.
by Bendovermami March 8, 2024
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Smoochie Daddy

Breakdown:
Term: Smoochie Daddë

Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)

Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Smoochie Daddy:

"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.

Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.

In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”

He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
by Smoochie Dadde June 5, 2025
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Daddy

Me
Them: Hello Daddy
Me: Hi
by konyerest December 12, 2022
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Daddy

A giver of sperm, whether it be to your mother or yourself. The word daddy is often used by small children to refer to the poor bastard that has to take care of them, and is also used by teenagers to refer to someone they want to blow to the edge of the Milky Way.
Daddy… I’ve been a bad boy~ I need you to punish me for my misdeeds, daddy~
by MiloMiloMissileSilo April 6, 2024
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