by Ferret79 June 28, 2007
Get the Shit Balls mug.The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard
by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010
Get the Blizzard Shitting mug.(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.
(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.
(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
Get the Shit Macgyver mug.While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
by dzallah1 August 21, 2011
Get the abandoned shit mug.Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017
Get the Shit Bender mug.by Peri April 6, 2006
Get the shit-binned mug.A receptical of small miscellaneous items, added too at random, with the intention of sorting out the contents at a point in the future.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
"Do you need anything from this shit pot here on the kitchen windowsill? Because i'm sick of the sight of it and about to tip it in the bin!"
"No, carry on"
"No, carry on"
by speedtoast November 14, 2016
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