Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024

Wilma’s sleeve

Describing a stretched out vagina. Like huge. More vast than a wizards sleeve.

Hey Kyle…your mom’s vagina is like a Wilma’s sleeve.

by Orlydusten February 26, 2024

Thou Shall Not Sleep

If one of you're friends have a early bedtime and they are partaking in all nighter past 7 pm (their bedtime) use this term to codemn them from sleeping

Tyla:Guys it's time for me to go to my bed,it's 7pm.
The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep
Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet

by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024

Super nigga in my sleep

This is the most epic and important phenomenon of our world's latest era, you need to smoke weed before going to sleep and pray to the nigger that lives under your house and then go to sleep with your bare ass exposed, you can have a blanket over you but you need to expose your bare ass so super nigga can come in your sleep and fuck you until your ass is sore.

Super nigga: *I appear in front of you and fuck your ass repeatedly without mercy*
You: Oh yesss... You are my super nigga in my sleep!!!

by SuperNiggerInYourSleepSuperNig April 28, 2024