by Zackattack42069 May 12, 2025
Get the John Summitmug. a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller
by SHort john December 8, 2017
Get the johnmug. person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*
by emophile March 18, 2023
Get the st john the evangelistmug. by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
Get the Johnedmug. When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
Get the Ricky Johnmug. by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023
Get the Johnmug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the John Gowans as Ward Evansmug.