Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

hand dance

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.

Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.

by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019

Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 5, 2017

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

hand slut

Someone who gives lots of hand jobs

She is such a hand slut

by Mr Rogers007 October 10, 2016