December 1st

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!

Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”

by The Happy Penis Day Club December 1, 2019

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021

December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it

Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021

December 17

This is when the best relationships are formed and they will stay

Hey did you know they got together on December 17th

No way they will marry each other

by Mdavies November 22, 2020

December 4th

Steal a hoodie day

Britney: "Who's hoodie is that"
Maddie: "Josh's"
Britney: "Did he give it to you?"
Maddie: "No I stole it"
Britney: "Why?"
Maddie: "Cause it's December 4th"

by Fatcowmsredmond December 1, 2019

3rd of December

Like in Dorian Gray's song Heather, on the 3rd of december you give someone a sweather you have a close bond with or love/like them.

You gave her your sweather?

Yes, it's the 3rd of december and I like her, now she knows !

by BlueandGrey October 16, 2022

December 31st

Eddie's birthday, the day of which Eddie was birthed, he likes the color yellow; It's always a lovely day on this date.

"Hey today is December 31st, it's Eddie's birthday." - person 1
"No way that's kinda pog." - person 2

by CuckooTomb1 December 20, 2020