Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.

P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off

by felixg123 January 12, 2011

Flowers Popping Off

1. A way of comparing a woman's vagina to that of a budding flower.

2. A girl loosing her virginity.

3. Hippie children smoking herb.

My pistol infiltrated the stamen to create out a child... a blooming flower... flowers popping off.

by CaptainGolfGear January 15, 2011

bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.

Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.

by laraza May 31, 2011

Kharma Off-set

Just as a carbon offset is good works for the environment used to mitigate pollution a KHARMA off-set is an act of charity or assistance given in order to off-set pranks, mischief or otherwise "evil" behaviour.

I helped push a car out of a snowbank as a Kharma off-set against the snow wall I built on my neighbours front door that toppled inside his house when he opened it.

by Simon Proxy May 5, 2010

Sponging off the Raise

Living at home and taking money and food from your
parents or those that raised you.

"What are you going to do this summmer?"
"Me, not much, just sponging off the raise."

by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006

Off The Rack Rebel

Otherwise known as a mallgoth, an off the rack rebel will think they're so individual for shopping at Hot Topic and Strhess, while failing to realize that goth and punk were meant to break free of subcultures, and not conform to its own subculture. Also, a poseur.

mallgoth: Hey, look at me! I just got through with a Strhess and Hot Topic shopping spree! I'm such a rebel!
actual goth: Jesus, you're such an off the rack rebel!

by CraziKT August 5, 2005

fuck off in advance

verb. the act of fucking off In Advance without being told.

Fuck off in advance I'm not interested in any further communication with you.

by Fina_22 January 8, 2014