by nvz May 8, 2011
Get the Crispy Eye Syndrome mug.For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome
by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009
Get the Phantom Nut Syndrome mug.Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome
by King Cunta August 12, 2017
Get the Debbie Down Syndrome mug.A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.
A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.
A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.
Bob: I saw your ex the other day
D: Oh yeah?
Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.
D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.
D: Oh yeah?
Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.
D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.
by Duwanajay February 26, 2013
Get the Lonely Girl Syndrome mug.An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."
Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
by Nicholas D December 11, 2010
Get the Irritable Fowl Syndrome mug.The irritability and emotional mood swings one feels when suffering from Lack Of Sex Syndrome, also referred to as LOSS
Omg every little thing is annoying me today and I'm so irritated I think I'm suffering from Lack of sex syndrome LOSS
by civil sisters M & S December 18, 2014
Get the Lack of sex syndrome mug.When somebody's jaw always seems to be hanging down, mouth is always involuntarily open, etc. Douchebags, dumbasses and hoodrats make up most of the infected population with Open Mouth Syndrome.
Pat- "That douchebag TJ never closes his mouth. Always looks like he's open for business and deepthroat sessions. Guess he's just retarded."
Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."
Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."
by PatNig March 12, 2011
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