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Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..
He really life alerted that situation.
by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025
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The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning Of Life is to get money and get bitches - from video "I TOOK AN ONLINE SURVEY AND IT KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE | Free Random Game"
by Ebby <3 July 28, 2021
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Life

Something that has no meaning and you don’t need
Person1: what’s the mean of life?
Person2: it’s to live I guess
by Uglyturtle3 January 16, 2020
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life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings
life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself
by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020
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Life

The worst thing in the world, a disease you get from your parents starting to moan
by Just help me May 29, 2021
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I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.
Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??
by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023
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