god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023

God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.

All pray to the Bald God

by naicha December 23, 2020