Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018

Poop

A solid or semisolid remains of the food that could not be digested in the small intestine. Usually looks brown and it smells. If it’s not brown something is going on with you.

“I was having such a great time at the party, but I realized I had eaten a lot of ice cream causing me to have the need to poop.”

by Hazymst October 19, 2018

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit

I had a poop come out. It was satisfying

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

Poop

fricking d is gu sting ewwwww

John: ew there's poop on the floor
Ben: ewww wtfffff

by Applemoi November 7, 2018

bee poop

Honey

Man: Hey kid want some bee poop?

by BeePoopLover69 August 1, 2017

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017