My side slide

This is the other man or woman as lover, on the side of your primary relationship.

Be quiet about seeing me with my side slide at the bar Friday.

by I, Wreckerrr June 11, 2021

smell my smell

smell your own poots

i pooted. smell my smell

by samee February 17, 2004

sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

by zutroy February 12, 2004

Powder my nose

Running to the bathroom for a quick snort of cocaine.

Mary: "Jen, I'm going to go powder my nose. Wanna come with'?
Jennifer: "Why do you have a straw for?"
Mary: To snort some of this awesome blow I just scored."

by K4t333 January 25, 2011

My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

by JFLisa October 29, 2007

Oh my heck

A hilarious phrase that is not supposed to be funny, but actually meant to be a G-rated exclamation of surprise or amazement used by LDSers (aka Mormons).

One Mormon girl to another Mormon girl:
"Oh my heck! You're having another baby! That's 14 now isn't it! Joseph Smith would be proud"

by funwithc4 March 1, 2009

tip of my thumb

Just about to hit send on a text message when you think better of it and stop

It was on the tip of my thumb to tell my mom how I felt about her new boyfriend

by md767 March 4, 2015